Christina Aguilara vs. Fergie in Dolce & Gabanna
Winner: Neither. This dress is ugly. Period. However, it shows off fake boobs superbly.
Joss Stone vs. Michelle Trachtenberg in Catherine Malandrino
Winner: Neither again! This sheath is slightly better than the one above. Slightly.
Hilary Swank vs. Joy Bryant
Winner: Joy Bryant. Thankfully this dress is better. Joy’s length and shoe choice give her the edge. Hilary’s ankle strap separates her legs too much.
Sveltlana Metkina vs. Naomi Campbell
Winner: For the love of God, leave something to the imagination! This Versace number is a loser (on both).
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