The Week in Review of Bad Celeb Fashion. “WTF Was She Thinking?” Second City Style Fashion Blog

May 11, 2007 • Celebrity Style

For the most part this was a pretty good week fashionwise…due mostly in part to the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Annual Costume Institute Gala Monday night.  However, there were some duds. So let’s take a look.


Jessica Simpson at the New York Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Annual Costume Institute Gala.

Comment: Wow (and I don’t mean that in a good way). This doesn’t even look like Jessica Simpson, but apparently it is. Dark hair and big knockers. It’s just wrong. I’m guessing nobody noticed, but her dress is too long. She’s thinking: Look what you’re missing Nick! (Try to be a little less obvious.)

Two barely dressed girls working (or the other way around) at the Grand Opening of Empress Restaurant in L.A.

I don’t know about you, but I have lost my appetite. Can you imagine eating there? Who goes out like this? Ick, ick and double ick. Hey, this isn’t one of those sushi restaurants that serves on naked women is it? They’re thinking: (absolutely nothing).

Carmen Electra at a book signing for her new book "How To Be Sexy" in Los Angeles.

Comment: I actually like her. I’m not sure why, but I do. However if you are trying to sell a book called "How To Be Sexy" then maybe you should dress at least a little sexy. She’s the queen of sexy and I’m guessing could have pulled one of a number of outfits out of her closet. She’s thinking: I can’t believe I forgot about this book signing. I never even got my Starbucks. I am so firing my agent.

Paula Abdul at “Love, Light and Laughter” to Lupus in Los Angeles.

Comment: Now what would a worst-dressed list be without Paula Abdul? You have to give her an A for consistency. For starters the suit is too large for her and the pants too long giving her the effect of being 2 feet tall. She has been taken it seems with unexplainable strings of fabric hanging down the front of her fashionable ensembles. I do like her bag, however. She’s thinking: Straight up? I am standing straight up!

Denise Rich at the Buddha Bar One-Year Anniversary Party in New York

Comment: Bandeau tops look good on very few. Period. This dress is giving Denise the saggy boob effect. That’s never a good thing. Especially when one is over the age of 25.The vertical pattern isn’t helping matters either. She’s thinking: "Do your boobs hang low, do they wobble to a fro…"  

Juliette Lewis performing with her band ‘Juliette and the Licks’ in Tokyo. 

Comment: Really. What can one say? This looks like the girl version of Spinal Tap. Better yet, Candy Slice of Candy Slice and the Slicers from ‘Gilda Live’? The skit where Gilda plays a drugged-out punk alter-ego and sings a song dedicated to Mick Jagger called ‘Gimme Mick’. Well there you have it. What’s with the knee pads? I’m afraid to ask. She’s thinking: My band f’ing rocks!  

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