We are going to refrain from talking about bad fashion from the Oscars because it has been done to death. No worries. There were plenty other goings on from which to find a week’s worth of fashion mishaps.
Comment: What is gong on here? Elle McPherson as a man? I’m not buying it! This look is just so bad on so many levels. Who knew spandex leggings could have pockets? The undone ode-to the 80’s skinny tie is just too much to bare.
She’s thinking: I’ve still got it! (She does too. Just not in that outfit!)
Comment: Enough with the shopping in the juniors department already! Seriously, there is something very pathetic about a 38 year-old woman who is into butterflies, lambs, Alloy and Charlotte Russe. It looks cheap. It is cheap. Mind you, we are not saying she needs to dress like an old lady, but come on! Those shoes and juniors jeans are just the worst! The patent puffer ain’t so great either. We get that she is at TRL, but she dresses like this every day. Good lord! She is starting to enter Michael Jackson territory which is plain creepy.
She’s thinking: "Hi lambs."
Comment: When the only thing that makes you look sexy in a shirt dress is your push-up bra…you’re in trouble. Cavalli isn’t for everyone, including Vivica. We get it though, you have to wear the designer’s clothes if you have flown to Paris to go to his store opening. Couldn’t she have chosen something better? Then again, we are talking about Cavalli (sorry, Carol). Nevermind. Other than the dress, she looks gorgeous.
She’s thinking: "Cavalli in Paris…how cool am I?"
Comment: Hello Bug Eyes! What is going on with this look? Those glasses are the worst! AND she wore them through the entire show! Yeah, we know famous people sometimes wear sunglasses during fashion shows, but it looks retarded and you can’t see the clothes properly. It’s so affected. Another fashion faux-pas? Her nails. They were stubby and her polish was chipped. Ew.
She’s thinking: "Teenage girls are going to kill themselves for my glasses. I love throwing on crap and seeing how I can make it a trend."
Comment: What is with this menswear/leggings look? Mind you it’s more age appropriate on Ashlee, but her clothes look cheap. Did you notice she was on last week’s list too? Not a good sign. This outfit is drab except for the shoes which are just disturbing. Orange sherbet? Please.
She’s thinking: "I look better than Mimi, right?" (Mimi can sing)
Comment: Would royalty really celebrate wearing something like this? The dress is way too short and poofy and the shoes match! Scary. We don’t like matchy-matchy anymore. That’s so 90’s. Besides, who is this?
She’s thinking: "I feel so regal."
Comment: Fashion 101… never wear a coat that is shorter than your dress. A jacket is another story, but this coat is meant to be worn with pants or a shorter skirt/dress. If it hangs a few inches lower…go with something else. The coat had potential. The outfit underneath…did not.
She’s thinking: "I usually look good. I just wasn’t feeling it tonight."
Comment: Good cause, bad dress. This is an example of why you should take a look at yourself from all angles in the mirror before you leave the house. Straight on, I’m sure this dress is a knockout, but from the side, she looks like an oompah-loompah. It makes her (what I assume) scrawny butt look huge. Chesty girls (and I’m one) beware…your dress is going to stick out as far as your chest if you wear this style dress without a belt. This style is best left avoided if you are over a 34 B. Unless you want to look like you are wearing a potato sack.
She’s thinking: "Why is it so bright? it’s casting a shadow that makes me look huge right? Well is it?"