Is it really Friday again? Where did the week go? Well, some of us were out in bad fashion force! Since we are so sad Project Runway is over (but glad Christian Siriano won) let’s just say as Christian would say….they were not fierce.
Comment: Britain’s richest woman could certainly afford and obviously use a stylist. Who says money can buy you everything? Taste? Not so much. She could use a lesson in toning it down a notch. In fact, just because you have it, doesn’t mean you should flaunt it. Her chest needs the support of a good bra and frankly, the jacket is covering nothing. Besides, a jacket over a dress is lame. Our motto is, one metallic item at a time…please.
She’s thinking: "I have 2 million pounds in my bag so bite me. I will wear whatever I want!"
Comment: She usually gets in right. Really right. So we are not going to hold this drab dress that completely washes her put against her. That is unless she does it again. She could have at the very least gone with some heels that have a little pop!
She’s thinking: "Man I’m freezing!"
Comment: This British actress sure could learn a thing or two when it comes to walking the red carpet in L.A.! Everyone else at this event stepped it up. Her outfit is fine for a Saturday of shopping with the girls, but for a red carpet? Um, no.
She’s thinking: " I was just on my way to the market, when I realized I totally forgot about this event!"
Comment: Oh, no! She’s back to the anorexic Portia we witnessed during the Ally McBeal years. What happened? Someone should tell her she no longer has to compete with Calista to see who can live on one carrot stick a day the longest. She looked so much better fed. Also, leather pants and a top scream 90’s. Hey, again…the Ally McBeal years!
She’s thinking: "I win."
Comment: OK, we love Emme! She made being plus sized fashionable. So why is she bombing here in this horizontal striped nightmare? Look, unless your goal is to look large, avoid horizontal stripes. At all costs.
She’s thinking: "I did do something. I chopped my hair."
Comment: Yes, even a mega self-promoting drag queen superstar can make this list. After all isn’t she just asking for it? We get over-the-top and even admire it when done well. There are some drag queen with enviable wardrobes. This just isn’t one of them. As Christian would say (again) this is a ‘hot tranny mess!’
She’s thinking: "Wha’sup? I am so way cooler than Paris!" (Actually, we agree!)
-Lauren Dimet Waters
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