The 2008 Nickelodeons Kids Choice Awards on March 29 in Los Angeles was the scene of many a fashion crime. Mind you, we are not picking on small children (that would be plain mean). Just adults (over 18) who should know better. Oh, and of course we had to throw another one of Mariah Carey in for good measure!
Comment: Good Lord! The Gorbie t-shirt is back in dress form? The matching earrings are just too much and where did she ever find shoes in that perfectly matching shade of puce? The patterned tights for good measure are just this icing on this cake of fashion hell! There is not one redeemable element to this outfit. Please, start again. Next time with a stylist or the help of a friend with taste.
She’s thinking: Get it? It’s a smiley face! See? It’s to make ya’ll happy!
Comment: I love Amy Poehler (Bitch, I don’t know your life!) and I want to love her tacky tuxedo tee and Chuck’s, but I just can’t! She’s funny! She doesn’t need to try so hard with this ridiculous outfit!
She’s thinking: Why does everyone keep asking me to help them find their seat?
Comment: Look! You got your dress in my jeans. Two outifts in one! To bad they aren’t great. The dress over jeans look was so two years ago and you didn’t pair a prom dress with them! The shoe choice is also dated. This outfit is a loser from head to foot!
She’s thinking: Yeah, well I’m finally getting married and NO, I’m not pregnant…or fat!
Lil Mama at Nickelodeon’s 2008 Kids’ Choice Awards
Comment: Do I really need to explain why this outfit is so bad? She is a habitual offender. Let’s just all take a moment to behold this vision. Shall we?
She’s thinking: Don’t mess with me bitches. (Ten-Four)
Comment: Those baggy jeans are the worst! This outfit makes her look like she’s all torso and no legs. Never a good idea. We will cut her some slack, because she is young, still finding her style and takes risks that usually work. Everyone has an off day. However, we love finding them when they do! Right?
She’s thinking: Where’s Chris? My non-boyfriend thinks I look hot!
Mariah Carey in Paris, France promoting her single "Touch My Body"
Comment: OK, didn’t she wear this same outift (only with a gold Member’s Only Jacket) last week? we hated it then, we hate it now. Too tight! Oy. Her addiction to tight, cropped leather jackets in pukey colors must end! We beg of her. It’s so trashy, not sexy. Please don’t touch her style.
She’s thinking: Touch my body. No really, please.
– Lauren Dimet Waters