We hate it! You may be dating JT now, Jessica Biel, but you don’t hold a candle to famous ex-flame and fashion superstar Cameron Diaz. Unfortunately, Justin doesn’t look at their clothes when he picks his women (otherwise he would have never ended up with bubblegum princess Britney Spears!)
Fortunately, we do and we’re telling you, Jess, do haul your bootie to Rodeo Drive. This try-too-hard summer dress look is all wrong. Oversize mismatched scarf, light colored tank and color blocked skirt with a black bag?! Really, what were you thinking? Flats on a girl as athletic as you just look bad, like you’re trying to be feminine. It doesn’t work.
You’re no Jackie-O and those sunglasses say so. And, pray, do tell, who gave you that mullet haircut? Looks like someone cut those bangs a little too short. We expected a lot more from you, Jess! Maybe you’ll win us over next time. At least you have Justin.