It’s like Raggedy Anne dressed up like a watermelon. But hey, at least she’s flexible!
And Nicole Scherzinger from The Pussycat Dolls would like you know she thinks the Today Show is a circus….
….Which is why she is dressed as the ringmaster.
She was thinking: Where’s my whip!?
Now, for the bigger stars, who should really know better.
It does look like something straight out of the Christian Siriano playbook. However, it also looks like a cross between a Victoria’s Secret angel and Quasimodo, the Hunchback of Notre Dame.
I love Frances McDormand, but this dress is inexcusable. For future reference, optical illusions do not make for good prints.
She was thinking: If you squint, it turns into a Magic Eye!
Although it makes me say WTF, I kind of like it anyway.
She was thinking: I like it when my hair, skin, and clothes all match. I’m eccentric, didn’t you know?
Enjoy those looks on your long weekend. Happy Labor Day!
– Hayley Wells
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