The holidays are not slowing down those who are badly dressed in Hollywood!
Paris Hilton in LA
Comment: It’s like one of those tuxedo shirts cheesy guys wore out in the 70’s! Just awful. However, for once her shoes and bag are not the same color so we are proud of her for that giant step. The top is a real dud though.
She’s thinking: I’m a brand and I can wear geranimals if I want!
Whitney Port at The Hill’s season finale NYC
Comment: Everybody else looked good and Whitney walked out looking like a reject from Woodstock. I totally hated the floral headpiece with dangled ribbons. She might as well have worn a feather roach clip! The 60’s are gone and so do we hope is this trend. The new Carrie Bradshaw? We think not!
She’s thinking: Oh my gosh, wouldn’t SJP wear this?
Jordan Sparks arriving at in Perth, Australia
Comment: It is never OK to travel like this! When I was a little girl my mother would dress me up to fly. Mind you, I don’t think that is necessary today, but you should still try to look put together. Especially if you run the risk of being photographed! I would die of horror if this were me.
She’s thinking: I’m so busted!
Maggie Grace at Flaunt Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Party in LA
Comment: Cute dress, but who can really notice it in contrast to those electric blue stirrups! What a bad combination and why on earth would she dress the match the backdrop behind her?
She’s thinking: Oh my God! I’m such a Valley Girl!
Shannon Doherty at Flaunt Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Party in LA
Comment: Oh Shannon. You’re looking a little worse for wear. Being a hot mess in your thirties is not something to proud of. Well neither is being married for two weeks, but that’s in the past and we are dealing with the present. Girl, you need a haircut and a brush! Those bangs are out of control!
She’s thinking: Where’s the bar?
Sarah Brightman performing in San Jose
Comment: Voice like an angel. Wardrobe like a french floozy. You would have to get me so liquored up to wear this getup on stage…or Halloween for that matter. On second thought, I don’t think there is enough booze.
She’s thinking: When is this tour over?
Kelly Osbourne at Flaunt Magazine’s 10th Anniversary Party in LA
Comment: Just so you don’t think we are only picking on people…Kelly Osbourne has never looked better! Love the hair and lipstick! For once she looks high fashion and not goth with her signature red lipstick and snow white skin. The pink is a refreshing surprise as are her pink cheeks. She looks wonderful. Keep it up sister!
She’s thinking: Yeah. I know I look smoking!
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