Bad Fashion! The Legs are the Last to Go

January 22, 2009 • Fashion

What would you do if you had $800 extra dollars to spend on whatever you wanted? New shoes, maybe? With that chunk of change you could get a new pair of Loubies, or how about a new bag? You can get an impressive designer bag on sale right now for that price. Or, if you really wanted to have a some fashion fun, how about a pair of sequined leggings?

Sequin_leggings These leggings, made by Les Chiffoniers, and sold on Net-a-porter for $815 might be the ugliest thing I've seen in a very long time.

Let's take a minute to talk about sequins. They're something fashionistas go back and forth on, because while they are shiny and fun, they do have a tendency to evoke bad memories from Show Choir camp or David Bowie as Ziggy Stardust in the 70's.

On the other hand, nothing says party like dressing yourself up as a life size disco ball, so if you just can't resist the urge to wear sequins, why not try a fun top, or a dress? Miu Miu made some awesome sequin pumps that are a fab alternative for all you sequin lovers out there. Or you could wear a sequin headband. Really I don't care what you wear, as long as it's not these leggings!

I can't wait to see celebrities trying to pull these off come fashion week. We know someone will, the only question is will it be a man, a woman, or a tranny? My vote goes for the latter, although I wouldn't be surprised to see legging lover Lindsey Lohan start wearing these  Whoever it is, we'll be sure to keep you updated!

– Alice Hayes

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