Kate Hudson at the "Bride Wars" photocall in Paris
Comment: Aw, Kate Hudson looks so happy to be here. I just wish I could be as happy about her outfit. But it's just too weird: the belt is odd, and the shoulder pads are over the top.
She's Thinking: My legs look better than yours!
Franca Sozzani and Victoria Beckham at the "My Sky HD Wears Fendi" cocktail party in Milan
Comment: I want to give Franca Sozzani some advice: if you want to wear a frumpy outfit to a cocktail party, then go for it. You can even wear flats if you want. But if you're going to be wearing this outfit, you should not pose for pictures with the Posh Spice, because it will just make you look bad.
She's Thinking: You're right. Why am I standing next to Posh? Bad idea, very bad idea.
Comment: Sorry Miss Jackson, but the midriff is never coming back in style. In fact, even when it was in style, we still didn't like it. Especially if you are over the age of say, 14 which you clearly are (times a few). But I guess if you are enough of a washed up celebrity to go on "Celebrity Big Brother" then you have every right dress like a throwback to bad 90's fashion. Good try.
She's Thinking: At least it's not a wardrobe malfunction. I intended to expose myself.
Sting and Elvis Costello at The Creative Coalition's Inaugural Ball in Washington, DC.
Comment: This is what you wear to and Inaugural Ball, Elvis Costello? Really?And Sting, couldn't you shave? What a motley pair.
They are Thinking: Rock and Roll baby!
Lindsay Price, Brooke Burns and Sanaa Lathan at the Svedka "The Future Starts Now" Inauguration Party in LA
Comment: Why are you girls matching? Matching is bad! Matching is the kind of thing little girls do at slumber parties, or Easter Sunday. Besides, the color of blue they are wearing is pretty awful…and not very patriotic for an election night. If you are going to wear blue, wear navy. At least that night.
They're Thinking: OK, so first Lindsay called Brooke to coordinate what they were going to wear, but then I felt left out so we like all went shopping together earlier today. Then we stopped at Starbuck's for a skinny latte to celebrate our friendship and finding the perfect shade of blue.'Cause we are like BFF's forever.
Meryl Streep attends the "Doubt" Paris photocall in Paris
Comment: Momma Mia! We get it Meryl, you love America. Yes we know this was the day before inauguration, and we were pretty excited to, but couldn't you have just gone with a nice flag pin? This is a little overboard…and a lot ugly.
She's Thinking: I love being an American! Even though the French hate us.
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