Comment: There are a few things I have a problem with here. First, that sequined top looks like something my grandmother would have worn to a wedding in the 90's (or unfortunately, still wear today). Second, could she at least have covered her behind so we don't have to see her underwear? Between the Urkel glasses, ripped tights and strange knee-high boots, this outfit is a hot mess.
She's Thinking: Yes, I forgot my pants. Who cares, I'm ready to party like it's 1999!
Actress Wendy Malick at the Confessions of a Shopaholic premiere in NYC
Comment: I swear I had to do a double take that this was not a man. Is she a shopaholic for men's clothing? This look screams cater-waiter. And honestly, what's with the boutonniere?
She's Thinking: Alright, so if I make it out of this premiere by 8pm, I'll have just enough time to hurry back to the Glickman bar-mitzvah.
Gossip Girl's Taylor Momsen at the He's Just Not That Into You premiere after-party in NYC
Comment: Wicked Witch of the East, anyone? With those striped tights and witch boots, Taylor is asking for a house to be dropped on her. No wonder she looks so angry! Someone needs to get her and her little ensemble, too.
She's Thinking: Maybe this outfit will help me get that part I want in Wicked, the Musical!
Singer Nina Hagen at the Berlin International Film Festival in Berlin, Germany
Comment: Crazy called, she wants her outfit back. WTF?! What is up with the flower, ribbon, and that random hair clip on your head? And sweetie, please leave the makeup to a professional. The shiny purple dress, bright green top, starfish necklace… it's all just wrong!
She's Thinking: Why, yes, I am a clown as my part-time job. This yellow flower on my head actually squirts water. Watch out Amy Winehouse!
Singer Teyana Taylor and designer Phillipe Blond at the Hello Kitty event by MAC Cosmetics and V Magazine in NYC
Comment: Girls (and I use that term loosely), just because the event is for Hello Kitty, doesn't mean you need to dress like you are Hello Kitty. I mean seriously, Teyana? If you are spilling out of your top in every direction, it clearly does not fit. Forget the fit, it's just hideous. Ugh, and those boots! And okay, Phillipe, we get it. We know who you are and where you are. The backboard says it all, but do you literally need to plaster the cat all over you? Not necessary. Does Phillipe resemble Heidi Montag, or is it just me?
They're Thinking: Don't hate, we are so purrrfect. Meow!
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Tags: Allison Merzel, bad fashion, celebrities, celebrity style, fashion don'ts, Nina Hagen, Phillipe Blond, red carpet, Simone Battle, Taylor Momsen, Teyana Taylor, Wendy Malick, WTF Was She Thinking