You know I am in desperate need of some red carpet glamor when I scrape the bottom of the barrel at the Grammy Awards. Now clearly, I don't know what everyone was wearing and frankly, some I don't care to. The following is more of a pictorial broken into what doesn't make me want to gag and those that are just hideous.
The night's winners stuck with black…
Taylor Swift in Kaufman Franco
Miley Cyrus in Herve Leger. Mind you I still contend she dresses too old on the red carpet.
Kate Beckinsale in Reem Acra. She was obviously confused. She thought she was at the Oscars.
Jennifer Nettles in Rachel Roy.
Sheryl Crow in Toni Maticevski.
Carrie Underwood in Zuhair Murad. Not a fan of this gown and it should have been shortened.
Kim Kardashian in Toni Maticevski. What was she doing there? Now this is a little too short.
Jennifer Hudson in RM by Roland Mouret. Oh Jennifer, another total miss. This dress was not made for your body. Sorry. Yowza.
Katy Perry in Basil Soda. Up close this dress is simply wedding cake topping.
M.I.A.– O.M.G. Is she for real? I get she's pregnant, but this is hysterical. Seriously? Yet brilliant. Should she go into labor she can beat feet to the hospital in her blue kicks.
Katy Perry and M.I.A…now the size and style differences are just too obvious not to mention. ROTFL
Paris Hilton. Again, what was she doing there? Oh, and this looks like her normal Saturday night looking for trouble get-up. I wonder who she made out with at the after-party.
Paula Abdul. Oh Paula…as always, YIKES!
Cyndi Lauper. You know…as funny as her hair looks, if you look at a picture of her from 25 years ago, she really doesn't look much different. Bravo!
Estelle looking out of this world. No really. This dress is from out of this world.
Leona Lewis. Good Lord, hated it. What this dress is doing to her chest looks painful.
Lisa Rinna looking like her usual tranny hot mess. Just with more hair. Why does she insist on flashing us?
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