Celebrity Style Smackdown. Who Wore It Best?

March 2, 2009 • Celebrity Style


Hilary Swank vs. Brooke Shields in Jill Stuart

Winner: Hilary Swank. The length of Ms. Swank's dress is more leg friendly and shows off the beautiful draping. Paired with a stunning diamond necklace and pulled back hair she blows this one out of the ring. Brooke's choice of shoes do not flatter her legs. Come to think of it, the dress doesn't flatter her either…and she's beautiful!


Iman vs. Jennifer Nettles in Rachel Roy

Winner: I can't believe this, but Iman lost. The black tights and black shoes are too much for this dress. Jennifer nails it with a bare leg and neutral shoes. Also, on a side note…I am not digging Iman's bangs.


Rachel Weisz vs. Jessica Alba in Roland Mouret

Winner: Jessica Alba. The oragami neckline hits in all the wrong places on Rachel. It's hard to believe this is the same dress when you just examine the neckline. In fact, it looks as if Ms. Weisz might have the dress on backwards because of the way the bodice is fitting her (and the neckline is going the other way on Jessica). It is also pouffing out at the stomach which is never a good look. Jessica's open-toed shoe was a better footwear choice as well. Although I would have preferred her hair pulled back with this dress.


Michelle Williams vs. Lindsay Lohan in Alexander Wang

Winner: LaLinds. For one, shoe looks more at ease in the dress which she shortened up to there. But what really kills the look for Michelle are her black booties. They are just too heavy for this dress.


Eva Longoria Parker vs. Lindsay Lohan in Matthew Williamson

Winner: Lindsay looses this bout big time. For one, the bodice is too way too tight. It's never a good look when your boobs appear as if they are trying to make a break for dear life. Secondly, the black sheer pantyhose (which I threw away years ago) are so dated and so wrong for this dress. Well, I guess you can't win them all.


Agyness vs. M.I.A. in House of Holland

Winner: NEITHER! This dress is the ugliest thing I have ever seen! And M.I.A. is wearing it while very pregnant! Gag. Both of these women should be arrested for bad taste. That's it, get them out of the ring. Show's over! Go back to Disneyland.

– Lauren Dimet Waters

Photos: People.com

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2 Responses to Celebrity Style Smackdown. Who Wore It Best?

  1. t.spoon says:

    seriously! I agree with all your evaluations of these women and their style.

  2. The last entry was a total mess, they are better of being a mascot in amusement park, geesh I won’t even have the guts wearing those ugly clothes..

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