We are going to avoid any outfits from the Met gala this week, since it has been done to death, even by us.
Comment: Fresh off the heels of her disastrous tux outfit at the Met Gala, comes this next winner loser. Clearly, Rihanna loves her puffy shoulders. However, she just comes off as a fashion victim in this outfit. There is no originality, no personality…just head-to-toe styling.
Comment: I don't know what going on with the back of her dress, but the skirt ain't pretty. Maybe she is hiding something back there? Like a person?
She's Thinking: I am so glad not to have to share the spotlight with Whitney!
Comment: We normally don't cover men's fashion mishaps here, but whenever we see men wearing jeans with white sneakers (The Jerry Seinfeld) we have a visceral reaction. Literally, I just got ill. Ladies, it's our duty to rescue men from ths fashion travesty. Seriously, if my beloved George Clooney did this, I would never look at him the same way again. It should be illegal.
He's Thinking: I need a job.
Comment: You are some kind of wonderful, but not in that dress, honey. I really don't think I need to explain what's wrong here. Aside form the fact she could fit another person in there with her, the shoes are bad too.
She's Thinking: I'm still so adorable, even in my 40's, so I know I can get away with this little frock.
Comment: In this outfit with her perma-tan, Brooke looks like she's 40! Seriously, white hair + too dark skin = old. She looks more like her mother. The matching bag and shoes are just too much.
She's Thinking: I raided my Mom's closet so now I'm a MILF!