WTF Was She Thinking? The Week That Was in Bad Celebrity Style.

May 8, 2009 • Celebrity Style

We are going to avoid any outfits from the Met gala this week, since it has been done to death, even by us.

Rihanna at the 3rd annual DKMS gala in NYC

Comment: Fresh off the heels of her disastrous tux outfit at the Met Gala, comes this next winner loser. Clearly, Rihanna loves her puffy shoulders. However, she just comes off as a fashion victim in this outfit. There is no originality, no personality…just head-to-toe styling.

She's Thinking: I look fierce!

Olivia Palmero at the John Frieda Root Awakening Party in NYC

Comment: I don't know what going on with the back of her dress, but the skirt ain't pretty. Maybe she is hiding something back there? Like a person?

She's Thinking: I am so glad not to have to share the spotlight with Whitney!

Mario Lopez at
the unveiling of Original Penguin's Fall 09 Ad Campaign in L.A.

Comment: We normally don't cover men's fashion mishaps here, but whenever we see men wearing jeans with white sneakers (The Jerry Seinfeld) we have a visceral reaction. Literally, I just got ill. Ladies, it's our duty to rescue men from ths fashion travesty. Seriously, if my beloved George Clooney did this, I would never look at him the same way again. It should be illegal.

He's Thinking: I need a job.

Mary Stuart Masterson
at the 2009 Rainforest Alliance gala in NYC

Comment: You are some kind of wonderful, but not in that dress, honey. I really don't think I need to explain what's wrong here. Aside form the fact she could fit another person in there with her, the shoes are bad too.

She's Thinking: I'm still so adorable, even in my 40's, so I know I can get away with this little frock.

Brooke Hogan's 21st Birthday celebration in Las Vegas

Comment: In this outfit with her perma-tan, Brooke looks like she's 40! Seriously, white hair + too dark skin = old. She looks more like her mother. The matching bag and shoes are just too much.

She's Thinking: I raided my Mom's closet so now I'm a MILF!

Photos: WireImage

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2 Responses to WTF Was She Thinking? The Week That Was in Bad Celebrity Style.

  1. Resveratrol says:

    Oh boy, there are some nasty outfits there, especially the blue one at the end.

  2. Katie says:

    She looks funny Brooke Hogan I mean, too much fake bake!!!! and that color is gross….omg….I can’t take it!!!!

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