WTF Was She Thinking? The Week That Was In Bad Celebrity Style.

August 14, 2009 • Celebrity Style

Alexis Bledel at the Teen Choice Awards 2009 in Universal City, California

Comment: Bledel has been splashed across the pages of high end fashion mags lately, gushing over her newfound sense of grown up style. Too bad the former Gilmore Girl can't seem to hack it herself when there is nary a stylist around, as proven by her Teen Choice Awards display. It looks like, once realizing she needed to dress herself, she panicked at the last minute at threw on an old, ill-fitting ice skating costume and grabbed the first shoes she saw on the way out. I would say she fits the bill for the Awards demographic, but many of the younger stars at the event looked way better.

Shes Thinking: I'm a big kid now.

Diane Kruger at the L.A. premiere of 'Inglorious Bastards' in Hollywood

Poor Diane has shown up on our list before for the occasional daring
risks she takes in fashion. And while we're absolutely not against
taking risks on the red carpet, for some reason, we just don't like
some of Kriger's personal choices. Take this frock for example,
immaculately cut to her shape but ruined in its aesthetic by the furry,
Muppet-esque quality of the material, especially in the spiky
shoulders. She looks like a porcupine-coated shield of armor. How's
that for a chastity belt? And while it may not get cold in L.A., it
surely does in Kruger's native Germany so she should really wait for a
more appropriate season to sport the bristly threads.

She's Thinking: Joshua, honey, we need to talk.

Sarah Silverman at the L.A. premiere of 'Inglorious Bastards' in Hollywood

Comment: And while it may be that we don't agree with all of Kruger's choices, at least we acknowledge her understanding of what a dress code is. Unlike sad sack Sarah Silverman who hopefully just got caught by the media on her way home from Trader Joe's. We really, truly, hope that no person in their right mind would purposely dress for an L.A. movie premiere looking like that. Does the constant need to be funny count as a type of insanity? In this context, that certainly appears to be the case.

She's Thinking: I also smuggled in some organic chips in my backpack.

Mena Suvari at the alice + olivia Malibu dinner in Malibu, California 

Mena Suvari may be married to a much older man, but that doesn't mean
she has to start dressing like an old lady trying to look young. She is
young! So why squeeze yourself into too-tight leather leggings? Cuz all
the kids are doin' it these days? She needs to find a version of the
trend that fits her lovely curves instead of risking a run in with
unflattery. An no, the blousy vest thing does not work to cover things
up if that was your intention. You're beautiful! Show us you still got

She's Thinking: Kevin Spacey, eat your heart out.

Photo Source: wireimage

-Alia Rajput

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