Comment: As usual, Courtney Love pushes the envelope in her fashion choices to the point where we're all crying out in mercy. This sloppy, borderline bizarre ensemble is notable tho, even for her. Perhaps she pulled from her familiarity with the world of hallucinogenic drugs as inspiration. She did, however succeed in conveying a sense of wonder to the rest of us, as in wondering what the heck she was thinking.
She's Thinking: Go ask Alice.
Comment: Another famously infamous name for fashion mishaps, Talley celebrated his new status as "America's Next Top Model" judge with a muumuu that puts all his other muumuus to shame, mainly in its keen resemblance to a garbage bag. With the added oomph of his furry topper and oversized tooth necklace, Talley seems just as ready to fight off an invading Mongolian army as he does to make every "ANTM" hopeful break down and cry.
He's Thinking: Didn't you hear? This year we're taking the girl to the Antarctic.
Comment: Schelter holds the highly coveted status of creative director for Zac Posen's ever-evolving empire. But does he really want the bulk of his creative energy to rest in her hands? It's not that Shelter's mixing prints is the problem, but it would have been cute vs. ug if she had proportioned them out better and not laid the two same-sized prints directly on top of each other. As it looks now, she seems to be channeling both Joey and Six from a 90's episode of Blossom, and that should just never happen.
She's Thinking: Whoa!
Comment: You know, there comes a point with distressed jeans where you just have to give up. Even if you paid good money for the ripped up, splatter-painted, bedazzled style that (you think) is all the rage these days, once you actually put them on, you see wherein the mistakes lie. The days of hair bands and loose groupies is blessedly over, and no good come out of trying to resurrect those style foibles again, unless you're trying to marry on on reality t.v. And if that's the case, we will judge for entirely different reasons.
She's Thinking: Pour some sugar on it!
Comment: Just because Maggie is a fairly new mom, it does not mean she now needs to dress matronly for events. The actress's misshapen ruffles, long sleeves, and limp hair spells frump much louder than fox. And her svelte frame is something we've always pined after, so why choose a dress that's ill-fitting and makes you appear bigger than we all know you are? Come on Maggie, make Ramona proud.
She's Thinking: I need to get back to my MILF status.
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