Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water…crocodiles are back, or rather Crocs (the assault to fashion and good taste). Let’s get something straight OK? Just because the ‘Prima’ style look a tad like a ballet flat, they are still plastic and therefore are totally horrendous. Before you get all smug and say, "well Marc Jacobs and Stuart Stuart Weitszman are doing them too" we hate those as well. If you wear plastic on your feet, we can’t help you.