Bridget Smith for Second City Style Magazine
We are gathered here today to get through this thing called winter
A bad word, winter, it means forever and that’s a mighty long time
But I’m here to tell you there’s somethin’ else
The wide leg pant
a pant of never ending happiness
You can always wear it – day or night
So when you call up that shrink in the Gold Coast
You know the one – “Dr. Everything’ll Be Alright”
Instead of asking him how much of your time is left
Ask him how wide you should go, baby!
Because in this life things are much harder when you have nothing to wear
In this life, you’re on your own
and if your wardrobe tries to bring you down, go crazy!
Prince earned legendary status in the music world because of his
musical diversity and constant experimentation with different sounds,
textures and genres. As varied as his musical and performance styles
are, Prince has stayed true to one thing over the years…the wide leg pant.
We can learn a lot from Prince about the proper way to wear a wide leg pant.
For example, the width of the wide leg trouser can make your legs look
short. The diminutive star wears them with heels to keep his legs
looking long. We should too. Prince balances out his top half by
broadening his shoulders with shoulder pads and v-neck tops. We should
too (broaden the shoulders, that is — be careful with shoulder pads). Read more here…