I could cry. In fact I may just! According to Reuters, Shoe company Crocs Inc. announced Monday it will launch a line of
clothing for men and children using a form of the resin material it
uses in its brightly colored clogs (or as I call them, an assault to footwear)! Noooooooooo!
The (ahem) clothing line, which will hit stores in October, is an attempt to diversify as the company tries to evolve from a niche
shoe maker to a lifestyle brand. Lord help us all! Bad taste in footwear expands to apparel. This could be the end of civilization as we know it. Sadly, it will probably succeed. Who cant resist cheap, indestructible clothing?
The clothing will use the company’s proprietary material and will be
resistant to harsh chemicals and heat, the company said, adding that it
plans to launch another line of clothing for spring 2008.
The sky is falling, the sky is falling!
I need a drink…