This week I had to search a little harder for truly heinous fashion. That’s a good thing right?
Georgette Mosbacher at HBO Films’ "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" premier in NYC
Comment: See why the baby doll thing doesn’t work on most women? Especially when they are well over 22? Yikes. This is so wrong. A moo-moo and leggings were not a good choice. How about a dress on the red carpet? She’s thinking: Fooled again. They think I’m 25!
Bebe Neuwirth at Magnolia Pictures "Crazy Love" New York Premiere
Comment: Oh Lilith. I love her and yet, she is always so close and so far at the same time. The shoes don’t work with the heaviness of the velvet jacket. Besides, dump the velvet, it’s spring! This ensemble does nothing for her. It just hangs there like her hair. She’s thinking: I seriously do not want to be here. Where’s Broadway?
Coco at HBO Films’ "Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee" premier in NYC
Comment: Ice-T’s better half has a lot going on back there. She needs to either lay off the hot coco with whipped cream or avoid spandex. Ouch. She’s thinking: I am the hottest chick here. Word.
Rachel Dratch at Magnolia Pictures "Crazy Love" New York Premiere
Comment: The funny lady looks funny dressed like a girl or rather a pirate. Maybe it’s time for a stylist. She looks like Debbie Downer. She’s thinking: What am I doing on a red carpet? Get me outta here. Hurry up will ya?
Rachael Sage at the Hard Rock Benefit for Artists Against Hunger & Poverty in L.A.
Comment: Yikes. She looks like she is ready to drink blood. Actually, she looks a bit like my friends from the late 80’s. The netting and super shiny bustier? I’m at a loss. Thank God you can’t see the Chucks she’s sporting on her feet. She’s thinking: Seriously, I’m a chick. No really.